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[May. 13th, 2010|02:52 pm] |
[Warded to Hufflepuffs]
Hey kiddos, I need you all to drop what you're doing and manouver yourselves on down to the Common Room ASAP. There'll be a check in once you get here, and more information'll follow. |
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[May. 3rd, 2010|08:15 pm] |
Thank you to everyone who has expressed their sympathies on this tragic day. They Why would anyone DO s |
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[Apr. 6th, 2010|01:06 pm] |
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According to my Hogwarts Calender, Beery's birthday is tomorrow. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2010|12:28 am] |
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It will be a pleasure enlisting with some of you fine men and fighting for our country come the end of term. |
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[Mar. 16th, 2010|12:24 am] |
[Warded to Staff Members]
Can I request that a female one of you nabs Ly out of the Hufflepuff dorms for me? |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|08:26 pm] |
Okay kids, listen up. I know we might not all be the best of friends. Some of you might not like me. Some of you might not like the class I teach. Some of you might just have a peculiar sense of humour. That I can appreciate.
I, however, cannot and will not tolerate pranks being played on the animals. Nifflers are gentle and affectionate creatures, and taking advantage of their nature as a means to get close to them and hex off their noses is sick. Not only does it seriously decrease the amount of oxygen intake the animal can get, it deprives them of their primary means of navigation. Poor Bing Crosby could have panicked and died. How would you feel if you woke up one of these days only to discover that you no longer had a nose? I bet you'd feel pretty rotten, let alone look ridiculous.
Do what you like to me, but leave the animals out of it.
Also thanks, Schrodey, for the gift. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2010|04:44 pm] |
[Warded to Glynnis Griffiths]
Miss Griffiths, would you like some tea? |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|07:24 pm] |
[Warded to Staff]
Everyone. I had a thought last night. Or, well, this morning after I sobered u all the madness died down a little.
Has anyone heard from Professor Me Galatea? She went into town yesterday to have cake with Esther and I haven't seen or heard anything of her since. Starting to get nervous. Obviously I know she can take care of herself (the lady could still kick my arse, I'm sure) but bombs are an entirely different sort of creature. If no one's heard anything do you think we should go out looking? I'm not sure what the situation is in Hogsmeade right now.
Let me know. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2010|02:23 pm] |
[Warded to C.o.M.C. Students]
Fantastic job with the firecrabs last week, students, and congrats to Ravenclaw on the win yesterday. With that said, I found a copy of an Arithmancy text book left behind on Friday afternoon, and was wondering if anyone had noticed that they are missing one. Search me as to what year this is intended for because I definitely couldn't hold my own in that class, so I figured I'd ask the lot of you. If I don't get a response by tonight I'll just hand it off to Professor Euler, but knowing him he'll make you solve an equation or something first before letting you have it back. |
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[Jan. 13th, 2010|06:04 pm] |
I remember back in my 6th year, I found a note shoved into my Transfiguration textbook from this girl named Charlotte telling me she'd been in love with me for months and asking if I'd be interested in going to Hogsmeade with her. I, of course, was thrilled. I'd been keen on Charlotte since fourth year ever since I accidentally made the ketchup bottle explode and she managed to skillfully catch the flyaway condiment on her sandwich (she was an amazing Seeker), and immediately found her after class to tell her I accepted.
Turns out she'd actually meant to slide that into my dormmate Silvester's book.
With that said, I'm noticing there's been a kerfuffle of love-letter sending today, and that not everyone involved seems to reciprocate the feelings. Just wanted to let everyone know not to despair if they find themselves in this situation. Things get better, life goes on, and there are other water-based creatures in the lake that maybe you've been too distracted to notice. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|07:18 pm] |
Hey kids, Professor Kettleburn here with a request/favour/very stern reminder for you all: now, I know you've all learned Incendio by now, either in Practical Magic or Duelling. And if you haven't or aren't fond of it, I've always found that if you find an older male student wandering around, they'll always be willing to help one set something on fire.
With that said, Firecrabs are not kindling. They can hold their own in a fireplace and get out of there, and I know that emotions are high right now for very understandable reasons, but if I ever hear tell of something like this happening again, there will be very serious consequences. Especially since after I think them up, I'll send them to Professor Viridian and Mr Pringle for fine tuning. This is your first, last, and only warning. Thank you and cheers. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2010|12:08 am] |
[Warded to Euler]
Schrodey. |
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